TODAY'S 06/17 WINNING JOKES!
What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it?
Let out a little wine
AND HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
Why did the pig go to Hollywood to be an actor?
Cause he was a ham
TODAY'S 06/16 WINNING JOKES!
Knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
interrupting cow (moo) who
AND HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
mistletoe
TODAY'S 06/12 WINNING JOKES!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? Milkshake
AND HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
What composer do dogs love? Poochini
TODAY'S 06/11 WINNING JOKES!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
AND HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
Did you hear about the bull that married a cow?
They lived happily ever heifer
TODAY'S 06/09 WINNING JOKES!
Knock knock
Whos there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow(MOO) Who?
AND HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
What do you call Batman and Robin after they get run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
TODAY'S 11/19 WINNING JOKES!
Why did the gum cross the road?
it was stuck on the chicken's foot...
Why did the elephant wear polka dot tennis shoes?
So he could hide in a jelly bean jar...
have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar?
It works doesn't it!
TODAY'S 10/21 WINNING JOKE
~Boy comes home from school and tells his Mom
"Mom I have three Knees.....
Moms ask how is that possible?
…boy says, my right knee, my left knee, and my WEENIE"
TODAY'S 8/12 WINNING JOKE!
~"Why did Suzy stare at the
Carton of Orange Juice for 8 hours?"
...it said to Concentrate!
TODAY'S 8/11 WINNING JOKE
What did the Monkey say wneh he
Slid down the giraffe's neck?
...So Long!
TODAY'S 8/05 WINNING JOKE
~"Have you heard of the movie Tequila Sunrise?"
...It's the sequel to Tequila Mocking Bird!
TODAY'S 8/04 WINNING JOKE!
~"Why did the elephant paint himself red?"
...to hide in a cherry tree!
....have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?
.....it works doesn't it?!
TODAY'S 7/31 WINNING JOKES!
~"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler."
...when I woke up I was exhausted!
AND
"What do you get when you put a Mummy
And a record player together?"
...Wrap Music!
TODAY'S 7/30 WINNING JOKE!
~"Where do all the bad boys hang out?"
...on the BULLY-vard!
TODAY'S 7/24 WINNING JOKE!
~"Why did Tigger look in the toilet?"
...He was looking for Pooh!
TODAY'S 7/16 WINNING JOKE!
~"Why didn't the Skeleton cross the street?"
...cause he didn't have any guts!
TODAY'S 7/15 WINNING JOKE!
~"How Do You Make An Egg Roll?"
...you push it! ~"How do you make an eggroll?"
...You Push It!
TODAY'S 6/27 WINNING JOKES
~"Why did the bacon laugh? "
...'cause the eggs crack(ed) a yoke!
AND
~"Why was the piano left on the porch?"
...it lost it's keys!
